Beerboy 1 Calling Beerboy Mothership--Come In Mothership!!!

The other day there was a nude bike ride in Portland.  Thousands attended.  Not me though.  But, I do show solidarity with nudists by never wearing clothes when I shower. 

Well, I guess I have to admit that I may have taken a shower or two while wearing clothes.  At least as best I can remember.

But, going naked can make for a cheap vacation; particularly for women.  You know that urge women have to buy new clothes for a vacation.  Well, if you're going to a nudist resort, why bother buying new clothes!

BeerBoy 1 calling Beerboy Mothership, Come In Mothership!!!

Hi!...Here is an update on the progress of my novel.  Or what will end up being a 2 or 3 book series.  I've been working on the book series for around 4 1/2 years.

The book has taken awhile to write because of a few factors. One was learning the novel style, 3rd person limited narrative. Another was doing about 2 years of research, not all at once, but in segments. And, there is the factor of making an original Gothic style horror fantasy world. Instead of doing another vampire or werewolf story( though I do like those genres), and being able to use the previously-developed-by-other-authors-mechanics of the science of those worlds, I have to make my own. I will do, say, 6-10 hours of problem solving with paper and pen to get 2-3 single space typed pages for the book.

I've had 5 great weeks of writing on my book, averaging 10 1/2 single space pages a week. I've been able to stretch my writing schedule, and suspect I'm also getting more used to writing in the novel format: 3rd person limited narrative. The last week I typed 11 1/2 single space pages, and the week before that 12. I'm over 119,000 words. I'm working on the climax scene, nearing the halfway point of that scene, so I'm getting close to the end of this draft, the 7th draft. I'm guessing the 8th draft will get the story between 300,000 - 500,000 words.  That's why I see this project being published as at least 2 books, maybe 3.

 

The ending of the book will be determined with the 7th draft.  All these extra words I'm talking about will be used to flesh out the story.

The 7th draft is the first where I had the foundation of the story laid wide enough that I had enough momentum to carry through to the ending. I've had the mechanics of the ending for quite a while, though. So, with the 7th draft I'll have the spine laid.

With each draft the story gets deeper, and is taking on a life of it's own. I've also figured out how to get romance and sex into the book without being explicit. It's what I'm calling 'alchemical sex'. I've wrote 6 emails testing the subject, sent them to 2 women, and gotten very good responses.

I'm receiving advice on the writing from a  published dark fiction novelist.

I want this story to have lots of action, and romance, to cover the various demographic groups. In 8th and following drafts I'll be working on that, and beef up the scariness. The 7th has huge holes in character development and plot, but just wanted to get all the way through to the end...

Lots of elements for game design are being put in the books

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Citizen of the Moon

Beerboy 1 Callling Beerboy Mothership, Come In Mothership!!

Some of you have asked how I managed to vote in both France and Greece's presidential elections, as well as the presidential primaries here is the US. Well, it's because my official place of residence is on the Moon. Here's how it works...

You know those companies that sell the right to name a star after yourself? Well, they also sell land lots on the various planets, and the Moon. I thought, why not, and bought a parcel on the Moon. ..

Imagine my surprise when several weeks after the purchase I got a letter from the United Nations. One of the UN lawyers wrote to inform me that since I had bought land on the moon I had relinquished my USA citizenship. A UN treaty states no Earth country can own the Moon. And because of that if an Earthling buys land on the Moon they must relinquish the citizenship rights of their country back on Earth. However, since the entire planet Earth owns the Moon that means a Moon resident can vote on any election held on Earth!

Mitt Romney a Unicorn?

LeftAction: Mitt Romney is a Unicorn

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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?

Skip McRobert

If Romney is a Unicorn, that would make him a member of an Endangered Species. This must be why Karl Rove backed Romney when there were so many better Republican candidates...For one thing, it probably is illegal to vote against an Endangered Species. And there are many Leftists who when in the ballot booth by themselves with none of their friends watching would find it impossible to not vote for a Unicorn...Rove has done it again, found a way to sneak a poorly qualified candidate into office!...

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Neo-Cons Are Republicans 'Vichy Collaborators'

Hi Folks! I was watching a documentary on WW II. It was about the Vichy collaborators in France, and how they justified working with the Nazis. The Vichy had the same goals as the Nazis, but just put a 'pro-France' spin on their political positions. Because of this they could pretend to not be pro-Nazi, just the ultimate pro-France advocates... Well, as I was watching this it suddenly hit me: the Neo-Cons are the Republicans equivalent of the Vichy collaborators, with the Democrats being the equivalent of the Nazis. The Neo-Cons want to roam planet Earth, engaging in constant warfare; the Neo-Cons want huge federal government; many Neo-Cons support gay marriage and abortion. But, no, the Neo-Cons say, we aren't liberals, we aren't progressives. We, say the Neo-Cons, merely want to spread democracy and capitalism around the world. We want to enforce constitutional freedom in the purist sense: in regards to their supporting abortion and gay marriage. No, the Neo-Cons are wrong. They aren't conservative: they are liberals and progressives. Their means for arriving at their domestic and foreign policies are different than the Democrats. Their end results are the same, however. And just like the Vichy collaborators, the Neo-Cons try to tell us that they aren't really Nazis, that they aren't really Democrat progressives. The Neo-Cons are ultimately the same as the Democrat progressives, however. The Neo-Cons are the Vichy collaborators of the the Republican party...

Star Trek Is Fiction, Not History

Picture this:

It's late at night, at the White House. Budget talks had just ended, again in a stalemate. Obama rushes upstairs to his bedroom. He opens a clothes closet, and takes out a Star Trek uniform. Quickly changing into the outfit, he rushes into his TV room. Pelosi and Harry Reid are already their, also dressed in Star Trek uniforms. Obama orders up junk food from the kitchen, and clicks on a disc with Star Trek (they've got ALL the series). As they settle down to munching Reid salutes Obama and says:"Don't worry Commander Obama, soon we will have brought the US into the Federation."

What I mean by all this is that the liberals have gotten lost in their delusional world, which bears so much similarity to Star Trek. Star Trek is the ultimate liberal utopia, a world where Christianity and Natural Law have been subjugated to the egotism, the ego worship of the Liberal. It is a world where the lessons of history on planet Earth were some how turned off and reinvented. The usual cycles that brought the great empires (Greeks, Romans, Zoroastrians, and Egyptians, for example)up and down, some how don't exist in the world of Stark Trek. And our American liberals want to believe that they, too, aren't subject to what has brought the great empires up and down.

And now, the US is paying the price for having allowed these Liberal failed students of history to have played out their delusions.

Boehner Was 'Neville Chamberlain-ed'

Remember Neville Chamberlain, the English Prime Minister who signed the 'Munich Agreement' with Adolph Hitler. After signing the Munich Agreement Chamberlain was convinced that the threat of world war had been stopped, stating 'I believe it is peace for our time'.

Well, almost over night Hitler continued attacking and we had WW II.

Now we can think of John Boehner in the same light as Chamberlain. Boehner signs the debt reduction agreement. Then the Obama Whitehouse turns around and bails out the Federal Unions, burning up whatever saving might have been achieved. And, just as Hitler signed the Munich Agreement knowing that he would soon violate it, Obama knew that once he signed the deficit deal, that he would break it with his union bail out. Boehner needs to go the way of Chamberlain: disgraced and out of office...