Obama Underground Railroad

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Remember that controversy over Obama’s train trip to Washington DC for his inauguration, the trip that retraced the train trip Abraham Lincoln took to Washington for his inauguration? Will, that controversy is small to what would have happened if Obama had followed the advice of some in his PR department. Some PR friends working in Hollywood. Obama turned them down. Why? The PR people told him to get to Washington for the inauguration by using the Underground Railroad!

This would have been a modern updating of the Underground Railroad. The proposed plan would have had Obama dressed up as a McDonald’s employee. He would have been followed to a McDonald’s in Atlanta by a CNN news team. The McDonald’s happens to be built over the ruins of a mansion that housed a stop along the original underground railroad. The radical left considers McDonald’s to be the modern equivalent for blacks of a slave plantation.

The plan was for Obama to walk in without any secret service and pretend he was a regular employee. The CNN team would have arrived several minutes earlier and pretended to be doing a news piece unrelated to Obama. Obama would have worked a few minutes taking orders, and then slipped back by the French fry vat. Under the vat is a trap door leading to a tunnel in the foundation of the old mansion.

After Obama was sure the door could be opened he would make the secret CNN hand signal to a black woman CNN employee working in disguise in the backroom. The woman would have video taped Obama going down into the tunnel. Several of the other black McDonald’s workers would have been encouraged to follow Obama. Why? At that point Obama would have revealed who he really was.

Unfortunately the real tunnel doesn’t go very far any more. So, the PR team had made an arrangement with some of their Hollywood movie friends. The movie team had made special effects recreating important stops along the old Underground Railroad system. Fortunately for Obama’s PR team many of these old stops are now covered by McDonald’s restaurants. This would make it easy to continue incorporating the slave plantation and McDonald’s-as-modern-slave-plantation themes.

CNN had planned at this point to issue a ‘Breaking News’ report. They would have shown what I described above. Then they would have cut to a McDonald’s in Washington, DC. This McDonald’s has an Underground Railroad tunnel coming up in the men’s rest room. Obama would have burst out of the trap door, still dressed in his McDonald’s uniform. From there he would have driven to the Inauguration Ceremony. While dressed in the McDonald’s uniform, and wearing slave shackles, he would have begun his speech “Free at last, free at last, thank God, I’m finally free at last from taking French fry orders!”

While Obama himself thought this was a wonderful idea, fortunately his wife Michelle did not. So, this plan lays in wait on a shelf somewhere...