VAMPIRE ALERT!!
You've seen Suzanne Somers on TV, pushing all those health supplements, eating right, and her books. Guess what? The editors at this blog just got a scoop--Suzanne Somers is actually not an extreme health fanatic, but a vampire! That's why she looks like she's 18 instead of 62! Her eternal fountain of youth is blood, not Vitamin C. Suzanne just pretends to be into health foods as a cover story for why she looks so young!