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Beerboy 1 Calling Beerboy Mothership--Come In Mothership!!


Dear Red Haired Alien Space Babe Disciples,
I thought you'd like to know how the Space Babes are helping me make, or should I say 'get' $40,000 a month tax free...I don't need $40,000 a month to live on. No, it's that I have several pet rats, and maintaining pet rats is quite an expensive enterprise. I wouldn't need $40,000 a month if it weren'tfor the close proximity of the Indian casinos It's those darn pet rats--they love to gamble. Okay, it's my fault, I'm the one that lets the rats out of their cage. But, who can blame me--the rats look up at me through the cage bars, with tears in their eyes, begging me to let them out. Then what happens?. Those darn rats take right off to the casino!!...I was getting really frsutrated with those darned casinos! I've told them to not let my rats gamble, but no one pays any attention to me--and guess who has to pay those rats debts? That's right--me
But, don't worry, thanks to the Space Babes, I figured out a solution! It turns out that some of the Indians have friends from Russia...These Russians are from Siberia. These Siberians (I've found they prefer'Siberian' to 'Russian')have an interesting credit card plan (I've never heard of any American credit card company offering this same plan). See,it's like this--you can draw $100,000 a month off the cards, and not have to pay any bit of it back! This sounded really great, but then I thought, wait a minute, is there a catch to this plan that I'm not realizing? That's when the Siberians told that yes, there was a catch to the credit card plan. See, I'd have to give the Siberians 60% of the $100,000! But, for that fee they would promise that no one would be able to track me down to ask for any money back. See, the Siberians would get the money directly from banks,and I'd have $40,000 a month in cash to spend. The Siberians promised they would give the $60,000 a month fee they charged me to poor orphaned pet rats. And,since the banks worldwide were being bailed out by national governments,then no body was out any actual money--and think how the orphaned rats were being helped!!!
So, I'm at a casino now, writing you during a lunch break. My rats are somewhere else right now. But the casino hostess are great friends with my rats, so I'll have no trouble tracking them down!