Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Obama Places Himself On Terrorist Watch List!

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At an emergency Press Conference President Obama just announced that he was placing himself on the Terrorist Watchlist. This is because of his close connections to hot spots in Africa. Obama also stated that he was extremely upset with the Secret Service and Homeland Security for not having already placed him on the Watchlist. "Anyone who trusts me, that is not someone I trust!" emphatically stated Obama. Obama promised that "heads would role" at the Secret Service and Homeland Security--thereby making a statement showing the justification for the President placing himself on the Terrorist Watchlist.

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