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Witch Test
Even in this high tech modern age witches can still be a problem. I don’t mean the friendly next door neighbor Wiccan. You know what I mean—I’m talking about the evil shape shifters who materialize through walls to eat all your pizza and drink all your beer. I know that you, like me, have searched all over the web to find a high tech gadget to keep these pizza and beer thieves at bay. Well, I can tell you that I’ve tried all those gadgets, and none of them worked. Don’t worry about me, though, because I did find a solution, an ancient low tech solution. What is it? I came up with this myself (No, I didn’t steal this from Monty Python). Once you’ve identified a “suspect witch” take them to a tall church. Drag the suspect up to the roof, and throw them off. If they are a witch, they’ll fly away. If they aren’t a witch, they’ll strike the ground!!
Okay, you might be asking, “What about those innocent ones that smash against the pavement?” Well, don’t worry—we’ve got that new health plan to take care of everything—even suspect almost witches!!
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