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Beerboy 1 Calling Beerboy Mothership, Come In Mothership!!

Hey, fans, you can forget about me having money troubles ever again...Did I tell you about these very friendly Russians I met at an Indian casino? Well, the Russian guys were going through the buffet right behind me. As I went to pay, with a credit card, I suddenly realized I had left the card back in my hotel room!! Well, one of the Russian guys suddenly said, "Hey, no problem, I'll pay for my kind friend", and handed the cashier a credit card. "Say, thanks, I'll pay you back!"I said. The Russian guy said, "Hey, I've got an idea how you can do that!!"

Well, it turns out these Russian guys have friends in Siberia. They'll give me all the credit cards I want, and I never have to make payments! What happens is that I use the cards for nothing but cash withdrawls. The Russians take 70% of the money and for that fee they make sure no credit card company can ever track me down!

Okay, that does sound too good to be true, doesn't it? That's what the pizza delivery guy who drove me down to the casino in his delivery car said. But, now the Russians even have him convinced!

Why would a pizza delivery guy use his delivery truck to drive me to the casino? I'll explain that later!!!