Beerboy 1
Callling Beerboy Mothership, Come In Mothership!!
Some of you have asked how I managed
to vote in both France and Greece's presidential elections, as well as the
presidential primaries here is the US. Well, it's because my official place of
residence is on the Moon. Here's how it works...
You know those companies that sell
the right to name a star after yourself? Well, they also sell land lots on the
various planets, and the Moon. I thought, why not, and bought a parcel on the
Moon. ..
Imagine my surprise when several
weeks after the purchase I got a letter from the United Nations. One of the UN
lawyers wrote to inform me that since I had bought land on the moon I had
relinquished my USA citizenship. A UN treaty states no Earth country can own
the Moon. And because of that if an Earthling buys land on the Moon they must
relinquish the citizenship rights of their country back on Earth. However,
since the entire planet Earth owns the Moon that means a Moon resident can vote
on any election held on Earth!
